We traveled far and wide in search for answers to the timeless philosophical query, “How do you like them Apples?” What we discovered was horrifying, and many of us who set out were never to be seen again. But amidst a gruesome trail of mutilated iPhones, iPods, iMacs, and iBooks, we found our answers.

iBook, RIP

Good old fashioned book burning.

Look for Ray Bradbury’s upcoming bestseller, Fahrenheit 491

Rage against the machine! Many iBooks were injured in the filming of this next video.

iMac, RIP

This driver failed to notice the “iMac Crossing” sign on the side of the road

“I REGRET NOTHIiiinnnggg!!!!!”

iPod, RIP

The following contains scenes which may be disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

iPhone, RIP

Battered, beaten and blended.